Every time I log on to Facebook, someone's status is talking about getting ready for class/going back to school/buying textbooks/etc. It's August 18, and this is the first fall that I haven't started a new school year in SEVENTEEN years.
It's so strange to essentially spend your entire life going to school, and then to suddenly be pulled out of that environment. It's like eating a cookie every day for seventeen years, and then suddenly never eating a cookie again. (OK, kind of a weird example. Maybe I'm just craving a cookie.) I've been out of school and working since January, but for some reason it's really hit me since the new school year has started to kick back into swing for so many people.
The last August I spent not getting ready for school was when I was 4 years old. Every August since good 'ole 1994, I've spent my days buying school supplies, comparing schedules, buying books, listening to the rumors about my future teacher(s), stocking up on my favorite brown bag lunch snacks at Sams, and buying back-to-school clothes (sigh...I miss that part the most.)
Now that I'm out and working, the daily functioning of my life is so different. There are many, many things I love about not being in school anymore, but there are some things I miss too. For example, the other day I was walking back to my office from my lunch break and walked by a Staples store. I caught a whiff of that smell...you know what I'm talking about: a combination of paper, erasers, and other school-ish things. It made me feel nostalgic as I thought back to the days, circa 2001, when my mom, sister, brother, and I would cart ourselves into the Staples/Office Depot frenzy "to get school supplies."
It was a big deal. We each had our special school supply list in hand that they had available at the front of the store in those little slots. (Looking back, I realize that's kind of weird...) There were things that were always on the school supply list: wide-ruled paper, no. 2 pencils, a binder/"trapper keeper" (who thought of that name?), eraser(s), glue stick. Then there were the random things you'd find on the list each year depending on your grade: protractor (who the hell ever used this? It sat in my pencil pouch untouched), special markers, $120 graphing calculator, graph paper (ew), personal pencil sharpener. Since my brother, sister, and I are each equally three years apart in school, we were all distracted by our needs that specific year. When my sister was scoping out college-ruled notebook paper, my brother was choosing his favorite pencil box. And then we'd come home with this:
Sad, now that I probably won't ever go back-to-school shopping. There are endless "supplies" at my office now, which is kind of funny if I had told that to my 8-year-old self. An endless supply of pens and dividers was a foreign and slightly exhilerating concept. I could've stocked my fake school classroom we had in the attic with endless staplers and highlighters.
Oh, and by the way, I found my old protractor hidden away in my closet when I was moving out in December. I threw it away, and guess what? It.felt.awesome.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
#FirstWorldProblems
I hope you weren't mourning my bloggersphere death since I haven't updated in, like, three weeks. Don't worry, I'm still here. No lies: I'm just a really lazy blogger. Or I was just waiting for the absolute next BEST thing to write about. Here you have it, folks.
I have this bad habit of responding to people's complaints that are so not-a-big-deal-but-we-still-find-them-as-inconveniences with the phrase "first world problems" (usually mumbled) followed by a sigh. If you're not a Tweeter, this phrase was coined by the wonderful hashtag #FirstWorldProblems (who woulda thought?!) for all things the ridiculous things we complain about in our wonderfully comfortable lives. I know you may think it sounds a bit cynical, but if you start to pay attention to some of the things other people--and most importantly, you yourself--complain about, you realize how ridiculous some of our "issues" are.
I will share an example, which will make me sound completely dense and moronic, but proves my point. At my old job, my friend and I used to complain about how the shortcut on our keyboards for copy and paste (i.e. CTRL + C and CTRL + V) didn't work. I mean, really, this made our lives sooooo difficult. We had to freaking right click, scroll up to the copy button, then go to the next screen and sprain our fingers as we right clicked again and hit the paste button. Just thinking about it makes my hands hurt. So many days we'd sit there and outwardly complain about our strong disdain for our broken keyboard shortcuts.
OK, were you thinking how stupid that sounds? Because it is something so beyond stupid, yet I found myself genuinely complaining about it. I even texted her when I started my new job and said, "My control c and v buttons work!" I'm not joking. (And I know you're judging me.) Needless to say, this is a prime example of a true #FirstWorldProblem(s)--a problem only those living in first world "bliss" would even conceive or experience.
What are some of your #FirstWorldProblem(s) you're guilty of admitting? The majority that people post are actually complete jokes and/or sarcastic, which make them all the more funnier.
Here are some of my most favorites that were recently posted on Twitter:
Going inside might as well be the Boston Marathon when I'm used to putting the nozzle on automatic and wait in my car.
2. I have so much tupperware, I can never find the right lid when I need it. #FirstWorldProblems
Not even a nifty tupperware organizer from Bed, Bath & Beyond could fix this one!
3. I wish I could just leave work instead of sitting here pretending to be busy. #FirstWorldProblems
Are you guilty?
4. I wrote my name at the end of an e-mail that also has my signature as my name. Renee -Renee #FirstWorldProblems
One of my greatest pet peeves in my email life. It's like me calling you, and then saying my name before we hung up. I KNOW IT WAS YOU. Email tells me who wrote me the email before I even read it or opened the email. Sadly, I have had to sign my name even with an email signature per email etiquette, but I cry a little each time. -Barbara (just in case you forgot whose blog this is)
6. My internet is so fast I never have enough time to cancel downloads I didn't want #FirstWorldProblems
No, I don't want to enroll at Phoneix University online. Leave me alone.
7. I didn't do anything all day, and now I'm tired. #FirstWorldProblems
I have no words for this. Too tired from sitting here on my laptop typing.
8. The tags in my new shirt are scratchy. #FirstWorldProblems
So sad when this happened to me and I accidently cut a hole in the back of my favorite sweater when trying to cut the tag out.
When will this beach issue be resolved, hm?
10. I ordered 2 Papa Johns Pizza's, but only received 1 tub of garlic dipping sauce. #FirstWorldProblems
I thought this was funny even though I don't like garlic sauce.
11. My hands are too greasy from eating my XL movie theater popcorn to hold my 128oz soda #FirstWorldProblems
I'm sending out a shoutout to a certain someone on this one, but I won't say who...:)
12. I had a really great shower, but my towel was musty and now I don't feel clean. #FirstWorldProblems
Brings back memories from living in a mold-infested apartment in college.
13. Took too many pictures on my epic vacation and now I have too many potential profile pics. #FirstWorldProblems
Cough, Thomas Adams, cough.
14. The automatic door didn't open by itself, I had to open the door myself like a peasant. #FirstWorldProblems
I love watching people hit the handicapped door opener...when they're not handicapped at all. Just sad.
15. I accidentally clicked on iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again. #FirstWorldProblems
Happens to me when I accidently click on my iPhoto and it takes 7 minutes to open. I usually go wash the dishes to kill time as it "loads" and freezes my computer.
16. My DVR quit recording 2 minutes before the show ended #FirstWorldProblems
When this happened on the Bachelor finale, I wanted to cry for days.
Thank God the CTRL + C and CTRL + V shortcuts were working on my laptop in order to copy and paste all of those. Would've been just tragic otherwise. ;-) #FirstWorldProblems
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